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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2016 14:51 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2024 16:00 - South Africa

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant with our third child. This wouldn't be a problem but we only want two kids and I had a vasectomy 6 weeks ago (they take 3 months to be effective). We weren't careful only one time, and since it was difficult to conceive the two we wanted, we didn't think it would be a problem. FML

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By Totallyscrewed - 10/02/2013 05:17 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML

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By Robert - 27/12/2017 15:00

Today, a judge ruled against me. I filed for divorce because my wife got pregnant even though I had a vasectomy. Apparently, not informing your spouse of a vasectomy is worse than cheating in the eyes of the court. FML

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Double whammy

By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 16:00 - Argentina

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 21:06 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML

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Double Impact

By Zoogangcapk - 01/01/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML

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vettle 6

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:30

don't jump to conclusions. maybe it didn't take.

joceyx3 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:32

some men end up getting more than one vasectomy because it doesn't work...

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slapattack 0

Monday 6 December 2010 21:32

Easy fix its called a coat hanger

dirtbike937u 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 0:59

-Joke- Punch her in the stomach. You don't need to pay for abortions.

Poilo_fml 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 3:53

a vasectomy! i would never get one of those! even if you paid me

rasta_pasta 4

Tuesday 7 December 2010 4:06

it's been two years and they've had no other kids during that time, i'd say he's fairly certain the vasectomy took.

wriptidez 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 12:58

dna. test

Sencilia 14

Tuesday 7 December 2010 14:13

Go on Maury Povinch =D

doggiemcwoofwoof 2

Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:45

dude that seriously sucks paternity test is in order

kalbrek009 20

Friday 10 December 2010 7:19

My step-father had a vasectomy while married to his ex & got her pregnant, turns out he had a 3rd vas deferenes he & the doc didn't notice. He had to go back for a 2nd vasectomy. FHL.

Denz_fml 0

Friday 10 December 2010 16:51

go on maury and find out if you are the father.

emily_strange 0

Friday 17 December 2010 2:41

dont jump to conclutions, a vastectomy is only a 98.99% i belive or maybe her pirod is just late.

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