By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 494
You deserved it 3 967

Same thing different taste

Top comments

don't jump to conclusions. maybe it didn't take.

some men end up getting more than one vasectomy because it doesn't work...

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shit happens all the time. my mom had her tubes cut and burned at both ends and they grew back and she had me. relax and figure it out first.

agm2010 0

first off. u shouldn't let anyone take ur manhood away, and B, instant divorce!!!! tha bitch cheated!!

Getting a vasectomy doesn't take your manhood haha I have 3 kids and I don't need more!

ifyouseekamy666 0

92 I really just wanna poke ur forehead.. •.•

BennettGrantKevi 0

they don't always take man. do your homework before you assume

I feel like I've heard this fml before...

Vasectomies can "correct" themselves. Before you flip out, get yourself checked out. They can find out whether or not your junk is still non-functional.

TheSofaKing 7

Go jerk off in a jar and have it tested. Then have a DNA test.

Edenbeam 19

Don't jump to conclusions. Vasectomies can reverse themselves. Do your homework before you assume your wife has been unfaithful.

Mdgzimmerman 0

Vasectomy's don't always work. Don't freak out prematurely.