Health: Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been...

By u wot? - 14/02/2015 12:14 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML

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By me - 12/03/2012 02:49 - United States

Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML

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By jflac - 24/12/2014 12:03 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2016 14:56 - Netherlands

Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:15 - United States - Hyde Park

Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2016 00:18 - Canada - Maple

Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML

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By running scared - 08/04/2016 09:40 - Norway

Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML

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Fight! Fight! Fight!

By Anonymous - 02/03/2016 17:54 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, some muscle-head showed up at my house and started beating on me. Turned out my son had been posing online as a Navy SEAL, using a picture of me, and had dared this guy to come over and fight him. FML

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By just die already - 24/04/2016 09:55 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML

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By mylovelifeisanepicfail - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

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By check your husband! - 04/01/2023 09:00

Today, I’ve been getting increasingly more threatening calls and texts all day from the wife of the guy I was seeing. I had no idea she existed, and even sent her screenshots of the texts he'd sent me saying he was single. It didn’t deter this psychopath one bit. Now I’m scared to leave my house. FML

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Killswitchknot 20

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:36

what the hell is wrong with people these days?

blaw24 1

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:39

How pathetic and sad your ex must be

Comments

swanheart 35

Sunday 15 February 2015 9:40

That's pretty scary op! Like others have said, call the police and maybe get a spy hole for your door so you don't open your door to people wanting a fight?

hacksaw246 24

Sunday 15 February 2015 17:18

Well if they show up to your door when you wasn't out to fight a show of your 12 gauge outta put thier ass in place and know not to come back.

soulcrusher11 16

Sunday 15 February 2015 10:17

that is soo freaking wrong.

Bigfabthetruth52 22

Sunday 15 February 2015 14:56

theres certain lines you just don't cross even with ex's.as a human being you should at least not try and bring that type of harm their way.

vikky538 28

Sunday 15 February 2015 15:05

your ex gf is psycho bully...

xMaeLA 24

Sunday 15 February 2015 15:54

Wow... Way too much time on her hands... Sorry, OP, that just sucks. But if you have a spare minute or two, I suppose flipping the script on her would be just as fun. You can call it her own personal "escort service" xD Just an errant thought.

travellingfun 18

Sunday 15 February 2015 20:28

Some people in this world just worry me, both your ex and the people bothering to turn up to your door to fight l.

nityasomaiya 46

Sunday 15 February 2015 20:54

Direct him to your psycho ex's place. He'll still know what to do. xD

ihatedouchbags 17

Monday 16 February 2015 1:20

I have a feeling you're a 9gager, also I'm sorry about that, psycho's are everywhere.

tonyfan00 38

Monday 16 February 2015 6:56

"The answer? *Bee-eep! Bang! Bang! Bang!* "..... use a gun. And if that don't work...*FWWWEEEEeeee!!!*...use more gun. *pauses* *BOOOM!*" ~Engineer, from Team Fortress 2

crazymadimadz 12

Monday 16 February 2015 15:28

JESUS CHRIST! What did you do to make her do that!? You swear you stabbed her multiple times wiyh a blunt knife, the way she's acting O.o wtf os wrongwith people??