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By Anonymous - 13/08/2009 23:29 - Canada

Today, I found out that 15 years ago my father threw out my college acceptance letters so that I could stay home and take over the family's funeral home business. FML

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By gdog10122 - 12/01/2013 09:52 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 00:47 - United States

Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML

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Can't afford this shit

By guamfml - 03/06/2009 00:10 - Guam

Today, I was cleaning my father's study room and wondering why I did not receive my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wanted. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago. FML

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Pride and prejudice

By Anonymous - 27/01/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, in a misguided attempt to earn my asshole dad's approval I went to university to get my business degree and took over the family restaurant. Now I have all the stress of managing the restaurant, he has retired and is moving abroad. Oh, and he still isn’t proud of me. FML

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By 0867142 - 27/02/2010 00:39 - Canada

Today, I found out that I spent a year helping my dad get back into shape, not for his own good health which was what I thought, but so that he could cheat on my mom with 5 other women. FML

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No Ragrets

By surfergal91 - 14/02/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 02:47 - United States - Killington

Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML

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By uneducated - 07/03/2010 00:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2016 06:33

Today, my father told me that it wasn't that I was written out of his will, it's that he never thought to include me in the first place. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML

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Friday 14 August 2009 9:35

I can't believe how selfish some parents are. FYL.

qetzacoatl122112 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:34

That's effed up... That is one morbid job FYL

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lendmeyourteeth 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:53

how'd you find out that out? quit asap

lol123mely 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:53

wow FYL thats horrible :/

Subjectzero 0

Friday 14 August 2009 10:00

i would take your dad to civil court over that. not sure what you'd be able to claim but any other idea I have would make him your next customer as it were.

Glam_fml 0

Friday 14 August 2009 10:17

I would have probably killed him if it were me. Definitely FYL. 

bbgl89 0

Friday 14 August 2009 10:23

yeah. reminds me of six feet under....coincidentally im watching it right now. but really... that sucks.

I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0

Friday 14 August 2009 10:24

make your dad your next customer if you know what i mean

RLJJ 0

Friday 14 August 2009 10:29

Don't forget this : YOU will be the one who will choose his retirement home... Never thought ot selling the ******* business ?

egaonogenki 0

Friday 14 August 2009 10:53

Well! Good thing nobody can do THAT anymore because we'll ALSO get a copy by EMAIL!!!! Besides, you can go to college at any age, just so long as you met your high school prerequisites. Go to college now.