Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that I spent a year helping my dad get back...

By 0867142 - 27/02/2010 00:39 - Canada

Today, I found out that I spent a year helping my dad get back into shape, not for his own good health which was what I thought, but so that he could cheat on my mom with 5 other women. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2021 09:01 - Canada - Niagara-on-the-lake

Today, I found out from my ex-stepmother that my dad and lied about having cancer to cover up the fact that he was losing weight from doing drugs again. He lied about it for 5 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 06:17 - United States - Roseville

Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML

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By Nik - 20/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML

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It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry

By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 22:00

Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML

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By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2009 23:29 - Canada

Today, I found out that 15 years ago my father threw out my college acceptance letters so that I could stay home and take over the family's funeral home business. FML

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Sneaky dad

By say no to dick - 18/04/2014 22:56 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I found out that my father faked his whole "mid-life crisis", just so he could gain my trust and get me to admit that I smoke weed, and to tell him who I buy it from. Hello year-long grounding. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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By kennedygeeee - 08/09/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML

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By nodad - 11/10/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

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Saturday 27 February 2010 9:27

who would say ydi on this?!?!? really?

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:29

The OP is Tiger's son?!

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gth829c 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:24

5?!....you should go pro

sugarbabyxoxo 2

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:26

fyl and your poor mother! I feel bad for you!!

JeaanPauul 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:20

Tiger Woods styleee.

zthoomassz 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:27

dont forget john terry style

UrNotFunny 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 15:01

ashley Cole style too

n3n324 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:30

Put fire ants in his condum boy will he get a kick!

White667 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:38

I know Jesus, FIVE women? That's impressive.

reyemrein 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:42

Yeah he's got some real talent. And dedication. Most people would have abandoned their goal long before a year of working out. But no. Your dad stuck with it until the end and became the best damn man ***** he could be!