By anonymous - 06/11/2010 21:08 - Canada

Today, I found out that a street performer makes more money than I do. I have a full time job at the bank. FML
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attatood 8

Being a street performer takes talent. Maybe train and/or find another job that takes talent?

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DocBastard 38

I'm very sorry to hear that, OP. That must be rough. I really feel for you. Now shut the **** up, get an advanced degree, and make something of yourself so you don't have to complain here. In the time it took you to write this FML, you could have applied for college or a masters degree.

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h2opoloplaya 0

a full time janitor

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McMan 23

Well what do you do at the bank OP, if you were an accountant you could make debt disappear for people I'd like to see a magician to that :P

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generalfubar 0

Umm yeah....another difference between you and the street performer is a steady income and possibly a warm place to sleep. greed will get you

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EngineerJane 0

I found out someone who sings like crap and relies on a computer to make you sound good (Ke$ha) makes more money than me.

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EngineerJane 0

I found out someone who sings like crap and relies on a computer to make you sound good (Ke$ha) makes more money than me.

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TheEvilCookie 0

Maybe you can try to get a raise. Maybe even get a new job for that matter; Even though it will suck. I do agree that it is unfair that people who have easier jobs than others get paid more than those who have a lot more horrible jobs stinks. Hopefully you get paid more :). - The Evil Cookie

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starberries 0

Who said being a street performer is easy? Let's see you get out there and make some cash, bitch. Oh, wait, you probably don't have any talent.

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TheEvilCookie 0

Listen, I meant any job in general, relax dude, I was not aiming to offend any people who work on the streets and what not. Theres no reason to curse at all... so just chill buddy :)

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warpig182 0

Prostitution takes no talent starberries.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Warpig, you do know that street performer does not equal prostitute, right? I just want to be sure you're being sarcastic before I laugh.

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tboudre 0

hey, guess what! I bet you pay taxes & the street performer doesn't!

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