Love: Today, I found out that honestly answering "yes" to "Are Kate...

By StrawHatBill - 13/02/2015 14:54 - United States

Today, I found out that honestly answering "yes" to "Are Kate Upton's boobs bigger than mine?" is in my girlfriend's mind the equivalent of saying I don't find her attractive anymore and that I want to break up with her to date a supermodel. FML

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Saturday 14 February 2015 0:32

Kate Upton's boobs are bigger than most women's boobs. That is so not a fair question.

Welshite 39

Saturday 14 February 2015 0:29

Always listen to Admiral Ackbar. It's a trap!

Comments

browneyed_72 19

Saturday 14 February 2015 0:44

It would have made more sense if she asked if you thought Kate Upton was prettier than her... But I just don't get her logic because Kate Upton's boobs are bigger than most girls

MykeGregory 9

Saturday 14 February 2015 0:46

atleast you didnt lie to her OP. in my mind its a compliment, i prefere them smaller.

Miss_Scarlet 9

Saturday 14 February 2015 0:55

Insecure women like her are why I have a very successful career as an escort.

KingreX32 21

Saturday 14 February 2015 1:27

shes a dumbass.

buymevickis92 26

Saturday 14 February 2015 1:38

Lol that definitely was a trap. You should have just fainted and pretend to forget she asked that question.

ZeusBeDubsteppin 24

Tuesday 17 February 2015 2:14

grab a twix. have these men not seen this commercial?

OnePostMary 4

Saturday 14 February 2015 1:51

Talk about a Twix Moment.

crandel 11

Saturday 14 February 2015 1:53

Women are retarded.

Ipsum629 13

Saturday 14 February 2015 2:00

But...butt?

AkashaSC2 11

Saturday 14 February 2015 2:03

That kind of question (nearly) always means : I'm feeling insecure regarding society's standards. So instead of answering that straight, one should always bring the discussion back to the real question like : I love you the way you are, and as long as I can enjoy them, yours' are the best ! Or something like that...

sirrubberduckie 35

Saturday 14 February 2015 2:59

Translation: your boobs are smaller, but I have access to them, so that makes them better for now. Isn't that what she'll hear? The real response is, "Do you want a real answer to that, or do you want to hear that I love you?" If she insists, you can say you don't know Kate Upton's measurements, but the only boobs for you are the ones on your girlfriend.

AkashaSC2 11

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:34

Thanks for making that clearer, I'm french so I struggle to express myself in english sometimes.

sirrubberduckie 35

Saturday 14 February 2015 15:43

Hey, no worries. I would have embarrassed myself badly if I'd tried to say any of that in French. Plus, the fact that you probably had a French accent while saying that to a girl would have made her clothes fly off all by themselves. I think you win.