By sos - 17/01/2011 03:59 - United States

Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML
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MrBoredGuy 1

so get drunk and try again

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Absocold 0

This is why I practice balance and saying the alphabet backwards.

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Major_General 10

Neither can a quarter of the rest of the population.

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irosdabetsy 0

I don't think I could pass one sober either. haha.

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ladooonk 0

Lol, I can't either, guess we just the cool crowd lmao -_-

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percawesome 0

Ah, this explains why OP was pulled over and tested when they were sober. I wondered.

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GaBabayy92 0

don't worry I probably couldn either so your not alone

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UpsidedownKayak 9

OP, stop texting while driving and you won't get pulled over for drunk driving. That or you were drunk as a skunk and lied on FML to get support you don't deserve. I mean if a cop pulled you over and had you perform a FST then your driving was erratic and possibly dangerous. Either way, learn to drive responsibly or run into a tree and die so you don't endanger the rest of us.

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aboutpar 0

Or they pull you over for some made up reason....Gotta fill that quota!

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DocBastard 38

Kayak, you insensitive lout! Why would you punish an innocent tree?

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UpsidedownKayak 9

Because I am so tired of standing in their shadows, it's just not fair!

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kiakia0131 23

actually 55, they don't have a set quota. That is just a myth. They are just being assholes. My professor is a retired a cop and he told me that he used to be a total asshole when he first became a cop.

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