By sos - 17/01/2011 03:59 - United States

Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML
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MrBoredGuy 1

so get drunk and try again

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Absocold 0

This is why I practice balance and saying the alphabet backwards.

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melmeldolphin 8

Well you might as well just be drunk all the time then. Disclaimer: I do not endorse drunk driving.

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percawesome 0

The word you're looking for is condone, not endorse. it's good you don't do either though :)

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THEmuffinpan 0

I can't say the alphabet backwards sober either. I must be mentally incompetent! D:

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mightymart 5

be a cop.. then you can break the law whenever you want

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Suavis 4

how does that make sense?

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CaptainJ1000 1

In the future, just demand the breathalyzer. tell them you don't feel like obliging their stupid games.

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1121osu2110 0

it's ok... I can't either

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phatdaddy62 23

I'm a Criminal Defense Attorney. Most people can't perform the FST's, drunk or sober.

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phatdaddy62 23

I'm a Criminal Defense Attorney. Most people can't perform the FST's, drunk or sober.

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F_U_imcrippled 0

I can do the alphabet backwards no problem just watch...zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba ;) seriously tho if you concentrate it's not that hard to say out loud.

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