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By thecathater - 09/07/2013 13:35 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML

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By tony - 24/07/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

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By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2021 22:01

Today, I got home to some mad woman in my yard screaming about pregnancy and rape, and I almost had a heart attack thinking my son was being accused of some terrible crime. Turns out she was accusing my 15-year-old tomcat of impregnating her prize winning white fluff-ball of a cat. FML

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By Bad Mother - 08/10/2015 11:53 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and don't let him use the toilet. Tom is actually our cat. FML

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By kittynapper - 17/07/2014 23:32 - United States - Denver

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

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By anonymous - 04/09/2016 22:12 - United States - Morristown

Today, I discovered that in the three days I left my 18-year-old son in charge, my dog had gotten pregnant. When I confronted my son about it, he stated, "I don't want the reputation of being a cock-blocker." FML

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By ihatekids - 20/04/2015 16:57 - United States - Billerica

Today, after a relaxing week away, my husband and I came home to discover our 17 year old son crashed one of our cars against the other. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 23:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML

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By flaggurl - 10/03/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was in my backyard scolding my cat. I yelled, "If you can't learn to use the bathroom correctly then I am going to leave your stupid butt out here in the snow until you figure it out!!" Later, my neighbor left me a nasty note about child abuse - she thought I was scolding my son. FML

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By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML

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flashback.miss 28

Tuesday 9 July 2013 18:47

Make him wash it...with his tongue.

morganrules123 10

Tuesday 9 July 2013 18:50

If it smelled as bad as cat urine, your son may need to see a doctor.

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jackiemora 18

Tuesday 9 July 2013 18:54

The actually FML that I see is having a son that randomly pisses on cars. Your car nonetheless.

17This_Is_Me17 8

Tuesday 9 July 2013 18:54

But whyyy ? I mean , he's obviously potty trained ..

RoboCunnilingus 23

Tuesday 9 July 2013 19:01

Or is he?

Queensland 27

Tuesday 9 July 2013 19:05

He's 16 so yes, 12, I don't think it's a case of not being 'potty trained'

MzZombicidal 36

Tuesday 9 July 2013 19:36

Potty trained, I'm sure. But disciplined? Hopefully soon.

17This_Is_Me17 8

Tuesday 9 July 2013 20:19

Exatly 23 , so idk what brought him to do this . &' 20 , idk , this is one of the FMLs that leave you hanging ..

17This_Is_Me17 8

Tuesday 9 July 2013 20:25

Exatly 23 , so idk what brought him to do this . &' 20 , idk , this is one of the FMLs that leave you hanging ..

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Wednesday 10 July 2013 6:28

What. is up with all o(f the random spaces! and. . Punctuation?!?

TheJester12 15

Tuesday 9 July 2013 18:54

Looks like the cats out of the bag now. * disclaimer , don't worry I kind of want to punch ME in the face too after that pun was made.

ILoveMyArm 15

Tuesday 9 July 2013 19:22

Urine a shitload of trouble now.

feelingold 18

Tuesday 9 July 2013 18:55

just marking his territory.

cieloalicia 16

Tuesday 9 July 2013 18:56

That's got to be very awkward to explain to your neighbor.

Kiki242 19

Tuesday 9 July 2013 19:01

Please tell me you kicked his ass? That's the only remedy for douche bag teens.

Queensland 27

Tuesday 9 July 2013 19:07

What he did wasn't absolutely terrible calm down

olpally 32

Tuesday 9 July 2013 19:07

Wow, put Saran Wrap on your car exactly where he pees so it comes back at him and splashes him. Idk if it would work, but it's worth a shot.

17This_Is_Me17 8

Tuesday 9 July 2013 19:17

Kids are doing extremely weird things these days .. O.o

AshleyScruggs 14

Friday 12 July 2013 4:35

Says the fourteen year old.

17This_Is_Me17 8

Tuesday 9 July 2013 19:20

Golden car

interesting33 36

Tuesday 9 July 2013 19:25

He may well not have- but just to check, does he have a reason for being angry with you?

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