By thecathater - 09/07/2013 13:35 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML
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flashback.miss 28

Make him wash it...with his tongue.

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morganrules123 10

If it smelled as bad as cat urine, your son may need to see a doctor.

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tehdarkness 21

Guess he was just marking his territory. I think he is trying to make you give him the car now that he is old enough to drive!

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Nobody_Nowhere 12

How did you discover that it was your son peeing on the car and not the cat?

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CreamGravy 36

I actually kinda hope for your sake that he's drunk at the time, because if not you raised a total idiot. Not that I'm encouraging underage drinking, of course.

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Timber147 9

So I guess he's hand washing it the next couple of months?

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cna1216 15

With all due respect, has your son been tested?

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thewhite_obama69 7

I think you need to properly punish your son if you already haven't

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blowtrees420 6

nobody's even gonna question why his son is doing this?? OP has got to be a Shitty dad in some way

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joopjoop 19

once my friends brother was sleepwalking and he opened the stove and peed in it.

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xgetxbentx 13

There's a pretty distinct difference between cat pee and people pee... Cat pee in general is just a distinctive smell.

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