By thecathater - 09/07/2013 13:35 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML
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flashback.miss 28

Make him wash it...with his tongue.

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morganrules123 10

If it smelled as bad as cat urine, your son may need to see a doctor.

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Comments

perdix 29

Do you mean that the cat has been peeing on your son?

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MaggieJH 7

When he gets his own car, get your cat or dog to pee in it

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nuraH 8

so he goes out of his way to pee outside instead of the bathroom

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xTrepidation 14

To go all the way outside in the middle of the night and pee on the car (I'm sure he passed a few bathrooms) he sounds pretty determined. If only we knew what for? Maybe he thinks you'll give him your car once you can't stand the stench anymore.

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imtooshy 18

Just wondering what could possibly be going through this boys mind to make him behave in such a way! Good luck OP, I think you're in for a long mental process with him.

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sweet23_fml 11

Could have been sleep walking/peeing my brother did it for two months, but never on the car it was always the letter box.

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TheWorldGreatest 8

Why on earth would he do something like that! That's totally nasty!

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tailyerd 17

you taught him well

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avapaige1234 19

You must have pissed him off too much for him to do that.

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