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By thecathater - 09/07/2013 13:35 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML

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By tony - 24/07/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

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By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2021 22:01

Today, I got home to some mad woman in my yard screaming about pregnancy and rape, and I almost had a heart attack thinking my son was being accused of some terrible crime. Turns out she was accusing my 15-year-old tomcat of impregnating her prize winning white fluff-ball of a cat. FML

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By Bad Mother - 08/10/2015 11:53 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and don't let him use the toilet. Tom is actually our cat. FML

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By kittynapper - 17/07/2014 23:32 - United States - Denver

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

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By anonymous - 04/09/2016 22:12 - United States - Morristown

Today, I discovered that in the three days I left my 18-year-old son in charge, my dog had gotten pregnant. When I confronted my son about it, he stated, "I don't want the reputation of being a cock-blocker." FML

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By ihatekids - 20/04/2015 16:57 - United States - Billerica

Today, after a relaxing week away, my husband and I came home to discover our 17 year old son crashed one of our cars against the other. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 23:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML

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By flaggurl - 10/03/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was in my backyard scolding my cat. I yelled, "If you can't learn to use the bathroom correctly then I am going to leave your stupid butt out here in the snow until you figure it out!!" Later, my neighbor left me a nasty note about child abuse - she thought I was scolding my son. FML

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By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML

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flashback.miss 28

Tuesday 9 July 2013 18:47

Make him wash it...with his tongue.

morganrules123 10

Tuesday 9 July 2013 18:50

If it smelled as bad as cat urine, your son may need to see a doctor.

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cosicosei 22

Tuesday 9 July 2013 19:31

Hahah this is a whole new level of teenage rebellion

dyehardxen 19

Tuesday 9 July 2013 19:34

Pee on his bed while he's out.

mete_orito 34

Tuesday 9 July 2013 19:36

I love the nickname the CAThater... so appropriate. .. lol

chocolatefrog28 29

Tuesday 9 July 2013 19:39

Would it be safe to say you're a bit... pee-ved with him now?

gingerbeardyman 8

Tuesday 9 July 2013 19:41

Hang on....how big is next door's cat? That must have been a pretty huge puddle.

thatnucca 36

Tuesday 9 July 2013 19:44

Wait, is he marking his territory or his inheritance with pee, or its just plain foolery?

zenrael 21

Tuesday 9 July 2013 19:53

It's not that surprising to hear that another kid from the shit stain generation did a bad deed. It sounds like you did your best, not...

KiddoKS 19

Tuesday 9 July 2013 19:53

He was just sleep pissing op. It's a real affliction, I swear.

CreepInTheCorner 11

Tuesday 9 July 2013 19:55

Potty training gone wrong

XxcaitanatorXx 12

Tuesday 9 July 2013 20:01

i think your son has to learn to be potty trained again

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