By Anonymous - 21/05/2010 12:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3

Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

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Expertfail 0

Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.

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Norwegian_Wood 4

Well, I know a Margaret, and have met a Mary, Brandi, Jameson, Bailey, and Sherri. hahaha. So, any of those, you aren't so bad off. If your name is more out there than that, FYL. Still amusing though. I hope you're Flying Monkey Beer, personally. (Yeah, it exists. It's in my fridge. My parents bought it, xD)

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whatthe4 3

sooo who gives that's a good thing u duck he shouldhave named u fucktard

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ITTSCOURTNEY 0

was it Caption Morgan :D

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alex1432 9

Monster? Red Bull? Venom?(which I think would be an awesome name)?

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shuttershades11 0

93- shut the **** up u hobbnockerr go eat ur mom out

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