By JPF - 13/08/2009 03:13 - Australia

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Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML
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fudrick 0

@#201 You're obviously only saying that because you don't have a brother. Either that, or you're ****** up.

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StingMunFizzy 0

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Bend down n' touch your toes, Im gonna show you where the wild goose goes O_O

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123sploosh 0

you properly don't know how to spell.

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roflcopter_99 0

And you don't know how to use the word "properly" in a sentence properly.

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ghostgirll 0

i love these little arguments people have :)

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luxferre 0

If you've grown up with someone as a sibling I doubt that you'd view them in a sexual manner, even if it were revealed that you're not actually related. I think this is fake.

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princessgaby 0

it's called Wincest ok no, that's gross he's still your brother even though you're adopted and besides, it was still incest when Woody Allen married his daughter even though she was adopted

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letitbe56 0

We're actually biologically programmed not to be attracted to people we were raised with. Otherwise, most people would marry their siblings--since most pair bonds are the result of proximity, similarity and familiarity-- and we'd we one very deformed species. People who commit incest have something wrong with them, plain and simple. Although I don't know how brothers and sisters who "experiment" together fit in here...

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HolyJezebel 0

#39 That biological programming is called the Westermarck effect, and it takes place with the majority of people who are raised together between the ages of birth and six years old.

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catryn 0

Yeah, that's what I thought. So...yeah, your brother's ****** up.

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kukopia 0

Kudos to #41 - HolyJezebel for saying something actually intelligent and educating on here!!!

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I_Deserved_It 8

And since it takes place in young children, two siblings in Leipzig, Germany who hadn't met each other until adulthood ended up forming an incestuous relationship. Source: http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,540831,00.html

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chanman 0

yeah, but pheromones should also dictate some of that too, shouldn't they? You're not supposed to be attracted to people who are very genetically similar to you in order to create offspring that are as diverse as possible.

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cowinvasion 0

Why is everyone ruling out the possibility that the brother knew the OP was adopted?

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M13LO 0

so who's the man in the relationship? or do youz switch? XD

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Glam_fml 0

Now that's not something you want to hear. 

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M13LO 0

oh yea I forgot... Oh My Gosh What The **** BBQ Crazy Butt Sex!!

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angelysm_fml_fml 0

go for it ...it wont count as incest after all ..nt ne more :p

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MadeOfAwesome 1

Grosss... You still grew up with him. It's still incest, only without the ****** up consequences

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KrazyKatz3 26

I mean he's gay so it wouldn't have consequences regardless. Still pretty messed up...

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