Health, Mental health, Embarrassing, Awkward and Telephones: Today, I tried plugging in my Gatorade bottle with a charging...

By sadgirlhours - 26/08/2019 19:01 - United States - Gulfport

Today, I tried plugging in my Gatorade bottle with a charging cable instead of my phone. I couldn't tell if the reason was because I was high, or I'm just really that fucking stupid. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 01:34 - United Kingdom

Today, while trying to get my phone to charge, I shoved in the cable harder and harder and tried to wobble it so my phone would charge. After snapping the USB input from the force, I saw the plug was switched off. FML

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By tstaeger - 24/07/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML

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Bad friends

By Anonymous - 18/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML

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By KDM - 05/02/2012 19:39 - Australia

Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2017 20:00

Today, I was running late for my morning gym class. I grabbed a near-empty drink bottle on my way out, intending to fill it up at the gym. Mid-workout, I reached for my bottle and took a big mouthful as I headed over to fill it up. To my great surprise, it was not water but straight vodka. FML

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By BCBUDDY - 07/05/2011 15:29 - United States

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

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Butter fingers

By ImNotVeryBright - 10/03/2022 02:01

Today, I was on my phone while it was charging. My hands fumbled a bit, and my phone slipped out of my fingers. Thinking quickly, I grabbed it by the charging cable to save it. The cable unplugged, and my phone now has a pretty crack on the screen from hitting the tile floor. FML

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By stupidity - 25/05/2012 19:30 - Switzerland - Geneva

Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 08:35 - United States

Today, I tried to fix my laptop charger by fiddling around with it using metal tweezers. Not only did I forget to unplug the cord and shocked myself, I also ended up breaking the charger completely. FML

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By whiskey'swino - 09/06/2019 14:19

Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML

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acmariner99 25

Tuesday 27 August 2019 2:12

How about both high and stupid?

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 27 August 2019 2:16

Probably both. Find me one person who has never done something stupid, high or not, and I'll give you my next paycheck.

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acmariner99 25

Tuesday 27 August 2019 2:12

How about both high and stupid?

baristalbc 18

Tuesday 27 August 2019 5:00

Exactly. A little from Column A, a little from Column B.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 27 August 2019 2:16

Probably both. Find me one person who has never done something stupid, high or not, and I'll give you my next paycheck.

OnReceivingEnd 17

Sunday 22 September 2019 7:06

Getting high = Handing the keys to your brain to your drug of choice and trusting the drug not to make things worse = DEFINITION of stupid.

ftpallday666 16

Tuesday 27 August 2019 2:29

Definitely because you’re high

kasmol 16

Tuesday 27 August 2019 3:22

Why would you plug a phone into your sports drink?

colderthanyou 15

Tuesday 27 August 2019 4:43

Don’t do drugs, kids

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 27 August 2019 7:47

You could be an eccentric genius. Gatorade contains electrolytes which is an element of battery chemistry. Given the right anode and cathode, you may be able to charge your phone. You could be the next Nikola Tesla!