By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
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pwnrzero 0

hail chrome! the chromium revolution! woot woot. oh, and by the way, conjugal visit is: A conjugal visit is a scheduled extended visit during which an inmate of a prison is permitted to spend several hours or days in private, usually with a legal spouse. While the parties may engage in sexual intercourse, the generally recognized basis for permitting such a visit in modern times is to preserve family bonds and increase the chances of success for a prisoner's eventual return to life outside prison.

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RideTheCulture 0

OMG, i think this is my all time favorite. LMAOOOOO ahahahaha.

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bugmenotmofo 34

Do you know what a conjugal visit is? Maybe this will help: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conjugal_visit

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hilhal 0

84 and 44 abortion should be illegal. you don't just decide you dint want the baby, it's murder they're gumans

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DjeePee 24

Please don't speak if you're going to say stupid things.

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noncom 12

Ok one while I do not agree with it it is the person's choice to have an abortion. And two that is what separates us from other communist countries. We give them a choice do they want to keep the baby or do they want to abort the baby. Now another question, are part of the TVC group?

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fml_noob 0

My mom shared the same thing with me not too long ago. Let's just say that it hasn't had a positive impact on my self-image...

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magicalfmlponiea 0

I was a valentines baby. it kind of weirds me out..

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mikenike2711 3

that ****** sucks lmao.

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cunningchick 1

Have some sympathy maybe she didn't know her father or mother went to jail holy crap......

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gameguy1 0

Atleast that visit wasn't a total waste

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