By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 471
You deserved it 3 088

Same thing different taste

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pwnrzero 0

hail chrome! the chromium revolution! woot woot. oh, and by the way, conjugal visit is: A conjugal visit is a scheduled extended visit during which an inmate of a prison is permitted to spend several hours or days in private, usually with a legal spouse. While the parties may engage in sexual intercourse, the generally recognized basis for permitting such a visit in modern times is to preserve family bonds and increase the chances of success for a prisoner's eventual return to life outside prison.

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PunkPrincess_fml 11

Sperm can live in a ****** for up to two weeks. Maybe her egg became fertilized on the outside of prison. Happy now?