the fact you know the exact places is bad....did they tell you...if so that was quite dumb and ackward of them. as for getting it on in the house. ive had sex on almost eveything in my house (i live with my father). he will never know about it. ever. cause that might be really awful but it happens. i still dont understand why they would tell you!

am I the only one who thinks this makes no sense?? Do they just break into the house when you aren't around, or do they actually invite themselves over and you leave them alone?

Well, however their revenge is childish, boring and not interesting, did you really never tought of the idea that your son and his wife would have sex anywhere they wanted in your house if they're living with you? Besides, if you didn't notice it untill they told you, it isn't that important, is it? But I would kick them out, just for being childish and unrespectful (not that the sex is unrespectful, it's just sex, but the thought of revenge behind it is).

YDI for having awesome kids with an awesome imagination

YDI for letting them in your house.

YDI for having a son who's married. YDI for having a son. YDI for pissing off your son and his wife. YDI for letting them stay in your house. YDI for having a house. YDI for having furniture.

Just before you get them mad again, pour something sticky or itchy on the furniture.

f ur life

you should cover your furniture everytime they come over (:

your son & daughter in law are genius's.