Work: Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office...

By st00pid - 04/03/2011 06:07 - Canada

Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML

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By Cody - 06/07/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML

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Way to be creepy

By Shoe - 27/02/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML

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Undercover

By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 21:00

Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML

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You deserved it 231

By GiWi - 18/11/2009 16:45 - Ireland

Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML

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You deserved it 3 293

Creeper alert!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:10 - Indonesia

Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML

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You deserved it 3 459

By beingthebossisoverrated - 16/07/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees. I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML

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You deserved it 42 216

Jealousy

By princess_stabitty - 01/08/2020 08:01

Today, my boss's husband came over to our office, and as a by the way comment told our boss my make-up looks good and suits me. The thing is, I've never worn make-up to work, and obviously, he never told his wife, my boss, that she looks good with make-up on. I'm fucked. FML

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You deserved it 202

By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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By Spudzy - 11/04/2012 16:46 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

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Friday 4 March 2011 11:57

There is no way you didn't deserve it.

braunwynn 5

Friday 4 March 2011 11:58

You're in a place of work, not the local bar it is ALWAYS inappropriate to comment on anything even the slightest bit personal. you totally deserved it for not knowing how to behave at a job.

Comments

Abomb91 0

Friday 4 March 2011 19:54

Generally this is where common sense kicks in. numb-nuts.

sappy0 5

Friday 4 March 2011 21:08

To #53.. It's perfectly fine to comment on pictures in a boss' office. Just make sure you do it in good taste. A casual & respectable 'that's a lovely young lady, is she your wife?' would give the boss a sense of pride & a sense of appreciation toward you for the compliment & the 'wife' statement. That would be a win win situation!... especially if you say nothing more & keep your brand new fantasies to yourself! ;)

blahblahblah5_x 13

Friday 4 March 2011 21:25

Ahahahaa, you dyke.

CaptLegendary 0

Friday 4 March 2011 22:03

you are correct sir

sk8erd 15

Friday 4 March 2011 22:31

I'm guessing he gave ya the "death" look when you spoke and Extremely inappropriate comment towards the picture of him and his Daughter? correct me if I'm wrong please

Kylias 6

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:07

Just say, "Wow, she's beautiful," to test the waters.

dansco 24

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:39

As long as you just say that she's beautiful, you will be fine. However saying what big **** she has or something silly like that will get you in trouble...