Work: Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office...

By st00pid - 04/03/2011 06:07 - Canada

Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML

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By Cody - 06/07/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML

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Way to be creepy

By Shoe - 27/02/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 21:00

Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML

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By GiWi - 18/11/2009 16:45 - Ireland

Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML

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Creeper alert!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:10 - Indonesia

Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML

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By beingthebossisoverrated - 16/07/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees. I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML

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By princess_stabitty - 01/08/2020 08:01

Today, my boss's husband came over to our office, and as a by the way comment told our boss my make-up looks good and suits me. The thing is, I've never worn make-up to work, and obviously, he never told his wife, my boss, that she looks good with make-up on. I'm fucked. FML

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By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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By Spudzy - 11/04/2012 16:46 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

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Friday 4 March 2011 11:57

There is no way you didn't deserve it.

braunwynn 5

Friday 4 March 2011 11:58

You're in a place of work, not the local bar it is ALWAYS inappropriate to comment on anything even the slightest bit personal. you totally deserved it for not knowing how to behave at a job.

Comments

KUSHaholic 0

Friday 4 March 2011 14:38

OP coulda made a better comment complimenting tha girl in a nicer way or somethin

seahorses4eva 4

Friday 4 March 2011 14:48

No, it's not. It's a Playboy Playmate and he wants you to comment. He likes the attention, and getting to tell that story of their crazy night together. Ask lots of questions, and demand detail. You might just get promoted!

sappy0 5

Friday 4 March 2011 20:59

lmao!

ScuseMePrincess 2

Friday 4 March 2011 15:42

Invite your boss and his daughter over for dinner to make amends.

iluvmemicookies 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 14:01

Good idea but the way OP has described her this wouldn't end well he'd say something stupid and get fired.

Alex94xela 0

Friday 4 March 2011 16:03

lol that would be good for op

mattitucklove01 0

Friday 4 March 2011 16:28

never comment to your boss about anything! mind your own business next time! your hope you didn't get fired!

AnneFTW 17

Friday 4 March 2011 16:46

Even if you thought it was his wife/girlfriend don't you think it's still inappropriate to comment on their appearance? Especially the "big-breasted" part. YDI

RockstarRN 10

Friday 4 March 2011 17:03

Ouch!

charloemm 7

Friday 4 March 2011 17:18

Isn't it always his daughter? So cliche, haha.

vbmg152 18

Friday 4 March 2011 17:40

Dumbass! YDI

ideasrule 13

Friday 4 March 2011 17:59

What exactly did you say? "Man, your wife is hot?" I don't see why your boss would mind you complimenting his daughter, even if you thought she was his wife.