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By StockedWithJuice - 06/07/2013 15:14 - United States - Austin

Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML

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By sadmommy - 23/04/2012 22:51 - United States - Keller

Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML

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By don'tdrinkthat - 03/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Quincy

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

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By badmom - 27/03/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we'd ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 year-old to run to the store. She didn't want to, but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she'd made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML

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By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom - Castleford

Today, my son tried my year great-grandad's 90 year-old whiskey, didn’t like it, and poured it all down the sink. When I confronted him, he confidently told me it was nasty and must have expired, so he did me a favour and poured it away and washed the bottle. I had to walk away and remind myself I love him. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 04:00

Today, I noticed that my 80-year-old mother has gone through 50+ bottles of my home-made wine. She only moved in with me a month ago. And now I have no wine. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2011 02:10 - United States

Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML

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By Angus - 17/09/2015 19:48 - France

Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whisky, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML

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Saturday 6 July 2013 20:15

He's going to make a great college student one day.

benimin 6

Saturday 6 July 2013 20:16

God bless America...

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ajaj26 12

Sunday 7 July 2013 5:20

Aaahh a true believer, don't see a lot of those around these days. Gotta admire the effort though.

havahnegila 22

Sunday 7 July 2013 5:46

That's frickin' hilarious !

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 7 July 2013 6:48

White wine for me!

kiswani_anas 4

Sunday 7 July 2013 7:28

Your kid haha

FairlyWise 9

Sunday 7 July 2013 7:40

I think your son might be an alcoholic.

CasualCalvin 13

Sunday 7 July 2013 7:40

That's actually hilarious. Kids do the wackiest stuff. Hopefully he spent his own money.

kross_reach 17

Sunday 7 July 2013 7:42

They have to start somewhere

Umbreon01100 18

Sunday 7 July 2013 8:05

Sucks OP FYL

Anyb0dyTh 8

Sunday 7 July 2013 9:43

Send me his email address, so I can let know to add some brewers yeast first :D

thatguy240 27

Sunday 7 July 2013 9:49

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

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