By animallover - 26/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I found out that my beloved guinea pig has impaction. For the rest of his life it will be my duty to clean out his rectum manually every month, or every week/day if it gets worse. FML
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ImaWiseGuy 5

I guess that's how you rectify a situation...literally...

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DarkHelmet 10

put that rodent out of it's misery

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Crazy4Christ 0

they aren't classified as rodents, FU

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KennKenn 0

She wasn't comparing a beloved animal to a baby. She was pointing out that, yes, cleaning it will be a drag, but just like cleaning a babie's a**, you have to suck it up and do it cause it won't clean itself.

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KennKenn 0

She wasn't comparing a beloved animal to a baby. She was pointing out that, yes, cleaning it will be a drag but just like washing a baby's ass, you have to suck it up cause it won't clean itself.

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DarkHelmet 10

google it and see for yourself!!! FU2

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MetallicA7X86 0

You actually paid money and took your guinea pig to the vet?

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tayza249 20

yea.. most people would do that. why have a pet if you're not willing to take care of it?

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Spike300 12

or make like a Mexican and eat the damn thing!

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HomeAl0ne 20

I'd just like to stress that "suck it up" is a figure of speech.

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ajg09n 0

it's a damn rat. just feed it to a friend that has a snake. no point in cleaning it's ass for the rest of it's life.

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Legendslayer222 26

Don't you mean feed it to the friend's snake? I'm sure their friend wouldn't like to eat it.

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rebekahah 7

while 62 is correcting you, too, you used the wrong form of *its.

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

marriage is pretty much the same when you're both 80+.

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saint556 4

def time to get rid of him..... do you flush them like you flush gold fish? lol

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slipperykricket 0

stfu if he's your beloved guinea pig then you shouldn't feel sorry for yourself, you should feel sorry for your guinea pig that he has to go through that. I hope when you're old, you need help pooping but instead of helping you, your beloved family just bitches and puts your ass in a home.

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phreakazoid 0

yes. there's no difference between a human and a rat.

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tayza249 20

there's no difference between a rat and a guinea pig either, it seems.

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Fsvb 32

@90 I wish I got classes like that. ethics are cool. Furthermore I hate all those comments saying 'just get rid of it'... What the hell? It's not a product, not a plastic little toy with fake hairs..

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death008 0

no mater the situation a human life is over an animals life.

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