By displeased - 05/04/2012 06:47 - United States - Candler

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
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kiran_fml 5

Wtf is he afraid of?? You're going to blow up on him or something?

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josebaseball11 14

Get on top next time. It will make it harder for him run.

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Keliosan 6

She's a **** even though you have no idea who she is or what her sex life is like? Don't be so ******* stupid.

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wlddog 14

Sounds like there were two ******* in the room.

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eyecon502 13

Maybe he's an alien?

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xvenom7 0

How can you possibly be afraid of that? They sound sexy! Wtfs up with your boyfriend?

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Keliosan 6

Douchie comment: The irony is he's a giant pussy. Serious comment: He should probably go see a therapist.

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Keliosan 6

We'll not to be a downer but she never said that was the first time. Could have just been the first time he got that far...Sadly, not all guys are studs in bed.

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emojeni 0

That sucks so much I'm si sorry!!! I've had that happen but as I was about to climax he pulled out and was done...that sucked..

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drawmyhearton_fml 3

I don't think it's gonna work out between you two

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