Ummmm… OK?
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Yea it could, he could have said "would you like me to show you"....
That awkward moment when he brings his wife into the room and she's a lioness.
Lions only mate in quick short bursts anyway. They have sex for hours but with many different lionesses.
Dad FTW! But I'll never look at the 'Can Feel the Love Tonight?' scene of The Lion King the same way again...
That's one of the best scenes in Lion King. It's crucial to the structure of the movie
The phrase "hakuna matata" actually means lion sodomy in the african language of yoruba. its used to coax their homosexual mate into relaxing and having butt sex, hence "no worries"
I hope you didn't mention that kind of details about yourself to him as well OP
He better not let the lion hear him say that. It'll prove that to him that it's the REAL king of the jungle.
Whoa that makes no sense. It'll prove to him that*. My bad.
Tigers are king of the jungle. Lions don't live in jungles. :)
51 - It's my mistake, not my bad. I'm no grammar Nazi, but that is one of my pet peeves.
He also learned how to draw a cross on his mate's forehead with his semen and whisper "Simba" in their ear.
Tfln
Give him a lengthy description about the mating patterns between you and his daughter
Go google it.
The barbs of a lion's penis are quite sharp and jagged. With the appearance of a long fish hook, the lion's penis has been known to rip through flesh and bone, and it is sometimes used as a weapon.
So I guess lions are real kinky huh?! Who knew... 0.o
That is exactly what I thought. So I youtubed it. Ouch.
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It really can't get any more awkward.
Give him a lengthy description about the mating patterns between you and his daughter