By displeased - 05/04/2012 06:47 - United States - Candler

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
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kiran_fml 5

Wtf is he afraid of?? You're going to blow up on him or something?

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josebaseball11 14

Get on top next time. It will make it harder for him run.

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rightspark 7

Maybe he thinks you're suffering when you ****** lo.l that sucks for you though

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gothiccandy 9

While what happened is unfortunate, this is the first FML to make me laugh in a long time. The image in my head was just too funny. Seriously though, maybe this is something you two need to talk about?

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robert76 5

You and me both. I burst out laughing at work. Of course, it didn't help that my mental image included arms flailing above the head and screaming.

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bizarre_ftw 21

He won't give you one, you won't give him one. Get him into therapy and keep off finishing the bjs & ******* (yes I know, childish, but fair enough! Meet her in the middle or don't meet her at all)

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daddysgirl82 3

Sure he isnt gay? Im just saying. Guys normally get a kick outta watching women gasm, his reaction just aint normal.

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sierrabitch 0

I agree get a vibrator if u love this guy and while your having fun with that make sure he gets over his phobia if not leave him!!

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flyinghigh420 2

Maybe he's gay

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flyinghigh420 2

Maybe he's gay

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