Love: Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of...

By holdengurl18 - 21/06/2011 04:46 - China

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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He prefers the dog

By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2012 10:26 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML

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By Paige - 10/07/2013 14:18 - United Kingdom - Witham

Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML

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By meow - 14/01/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2010 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML

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By StillBetterThanTwilight - 28/08/2012 15:56 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my boyfriend told me that he had once been possessed by demons, and that he now sleeps with a knife under his pillow for protection from, "The dark spirits that are feasting upon his soul." I'm not sure that I'll be sleeping over anytime soon. FML

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By insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By eightleggedtictac - 08/06/2014 15:10 - United States - Worcester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML

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thoughtcriminal7 3

Tuesday 21 June 2011 11:52

Is your boyfriend two years old? What a dumbass. Try dating someone who acts like an adult.

MrBoredGuy 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 12:15

don't ever get a vibrator...

Comments

lokitachikis 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 18:53

How cute,!!!!! :D

lucy8248 0

Friday 15 July 2011 19:23

that means he loves you at least and that he's serious about it....

crazygurlzz1 5

Sunday 17 July 2011 22:26

thats hilarious!! a stuffed animal? are u kidding? damn he must really wanna sleep with u

ztormbringer 3

Monday 18 July 2011 12:21

Seriously disturbed fellow. Things can only get worse. Drop this guy, NOW.

lunax_fml 14

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:48

he probably had a weird dream with it in it. Either way, he's going to end up being one of those really creepy ex's that you need to get a restraining order on.

kathryn_21 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:42

He has serious problems.

SammyS2012 21

Sunday 24 July 2011 9:07

am I the only one who truly thinks it's cute, even if he isn't kidding?

SammyS2012 21

Sunday 24 July 2011 9:28

I find it all disgusting that a lot of people are saying, "dump him! he's mentally violent!" okay, I dont want anyone hurt, but he hasn't hurt her yet (I'm assuming). so wouldn't the best option to be to FIND HELP FOR HIM?? not leave him? gosh, I find it awful when someone has symptoms of a mental illness and everyone decides that the best thing is to ostracize them when the best thing would be to HELP him. and it's a TEDDY BEAR for goodness sakes! at least he's not hitting her! if he does has anger issues, he needs to find a release (like boxing or something). I know what I'm talking about. my boyfriend has some bad anger issues that came up with having a bipolar mom, father with anger issues, and ergo, a messed up childhood; but he would kill himself before he raised a finger to me. and he tries his hardest to control his anger, and I'm there helping him every single day.