Love: Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of...

By holdengurl18 - 21/06/2011 04:46 - China

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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He prefers the dog

By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2012 10:26 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML

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By Paige - 10/07/2013 14:18 - United Kingdom - Witham

Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML

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By meow - 14/01/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2010 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML

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By StillBetterThanTwilight - 28/08/2012 15:56 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my boyfriend told me that he had once been possessed by demons, and that he now sleeps with a knife under his pillow for protection from, "The dark spirits that are feasting upon his soul." I'm not sure that I'll be sleeping over anytime soon. FML

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By insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By eightleggedtictac - 08/06/2014 15:10 - United States - Worcester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML

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thoughtcriminal7 3

Tuesday 21 June 2011 11:52

Is your boyfriend two years old? What a dumbass. Try dating someone who acts like an adult.

MrBoredGuy 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 12:15

don't ever get a vibrator...

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Tomahawk00984 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 23:19

and you're DATING THIS GUY!?!?!?!?!?!

dawgiride 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:59

thats pathetic. its probably time for a new boyfriend

ClussmyLilFreak 9

Friday 24 June 2011 1:44

If this would've happened once and in a humorous way, I would've thought it was funny.. but this is just.. pathetic.

LizzieKane 0

Friday 24 June 2011 6:27

hahah(: I think it's sweet that he cares about you! but it made my day..!

AwesomeAustin21 0

Friday 24 June 2011 7:53

that stuffed animal is a **** blocker

addict4real 0

Friday 24 June 2011 8:32

grow the **** up and u wouldn't have that problem....

bignasty29 0

Friday 24 June 2011 12:33

Wow he Is such a mature guy. What a winner!

MissSunshinexox 0

Friday 24 June 2011 14:44

he's a keeper, sweet as, if he was my boyfriend I would kiss him and tell him how cute he is by being jelly

kaitlyn3xo 0

Friday 24 June 2011 15:01

obviously your boyfriend is a weirdo and you should dump him

ellelovescarlo 0

Friday 24 June 2011 19:42

oh WOW

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Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he was going to buy me a "magic wand". Being a Harry Potter fanatic, I assumed he meant a replica wand. It turns out he actually meant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was more excited about the HP wand. FML

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Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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Same thing different taste

He prefers the dog

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