By arace15336 - 22/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML
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remy3106 10

so YOU break up with him, who gives a **** about his birthday present

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43bubba34 25

you always gotta get one last *******.

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JINJANINJA 0

get him a pet cat, then he can take it when you catch him cheating

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soccerlover1234 0

lol on his birthday write a breakup letter. in a box and wrap in and give it to him

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igloo777 0

it's ok this happened to me before too

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MattC13 0

A piece of paper that says 'You Lost The Game. And I'm breaking up with you, you tool.'

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BoCo_fml 9

So here's what you do. Find a box that is about the same size as the box his gift is in. Put a nasty used condom or something equally bad. Add weight with bricks or something. Wrap it really pretty. Then you bake him a homemade cake with laxatives in it. Make him a really awful breakup card. Then just make sure he eats a big piece of cake before opening the card and gift.

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BoCo_fml 9

Don't forget to buy yourself something fabulous with the money after returning the gift.

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lovemysnubber 0

this is a great suggestion :D

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carly426 0

for his birthday loook really goood then break up with him

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imagineapc 11

Dump his ass. You're a dumb bitch if you stay with him.

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bigsc 0

this happened to me.. I found out my gf was only delaying our break-up because of the present I had already bought for her birthday. I dumped her, and gave it to her sister

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alice180 0

well if it's what I think u promised him dump him! lol

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