Love: Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me...

By arace15336 - 22/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML

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By Sad_Happy_Gorl - 14/12/2018 09:30 - United States - University Center

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only staying with me because I’m getting him a signed poster for Christmas. FML

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By Lalalala - 06/09/2020 02:02 - United States - Austin

Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 04:01

Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML

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By LasagnaRawks - 09/11/2009 10:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend only stayed with me because he didn't want to "be alone," and now that he has a new girlfriend, apparently he won't be. We were together for three and a half years. FML

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Happy… where d'he go?

By Lonely - 05/09/2021 04:59 - United States

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML

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By Shocked - 17/07/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML

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So special

By Anonymous - 18/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML

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By reserved - 22/10/2012 09:01 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML

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Dodgy

By Anonymous - 24/05/2021 22:01

Today, my boyfriend and I went to his best friend’s birthday party. He got her red roses, a necklace and $100 Victoria’s Secret Gift Card. This year he forgot my birthday, gave me a hug and told me to leave his apartment because he had homework to do. We’ve been together for two years. FML

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By nofriends - 09/02/2016 05:17 - United States - Boise

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML

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remy3106 10

Sunday 22 August 2010 16:09

so YOU break up with him, who gives a **** about his birthday present

43bubba34 25

Sunday 22 August 2010 16:07

you always gotta get one last *******.

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AshDramatiicsxz 2

Saturday 28 August 2010 23:25

LMAAAO , whats the present and DUMP HIS ASS THEM IF YOU FOUND OUT !!!

redoakqtpie 8

Wednesday 8 September 2010 8:05

#36, Babys do not make boys stay! Most of the time they still leave and then you are raising a baby by yourself.

kyralove 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 6:04

Im now worried thatll happen to me. I told my bf i was gonna get him a new guitar. Cuz he doesnt get many gifts.

Snowjob 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 9:17

wow I would get the **** out!!!!!!!! bitch!

jtirado101 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 16:00

Make the present something that blows up when he opens it or something. Make him suffer hihihihihi

parxxx 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 8:00

Take the present and keep it for your self.

iEatGuppies 0

Friday 24 June 2011 6:10

TIME TO DUMP HIS ASS

ChickenLegs937 6

Sunday 10 July 2011 4:12

Break up with that jerk!

MightyMimi 0

Monday 7 November 2011 5:27

On his birthday , don't buy him a gift, break up with him & tell him that is his gift . Than don't talk to him . He is a dick.

storywriter 5

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:58

Yeh my bro dod that, he stayed with his gf till christmas then dumped her. I thought it was horrid that he did that :/

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Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

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Today, I was really impressed with the man I've been in a relationship with for over two years. He had finally really cleaned his apartment. Everything was washed and fixed, even my stuff was cleared from open surfaces. All so his lover would not find out about me. FML

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Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML

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Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML

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