Love: Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me... - FML

By arace15336 - 22/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML

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By Sad_Happy_Gorl - 14/12/2018 09:30 - United States - University Center

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only staying with me because I’m getting him a signed poster for Christmas. FML

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By Lalalala - 06/09/2020 02:02 - United States - Austin

Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 04:01

Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML

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By LasagnaRawks - 09/11/2009 10:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend only stayed with me because he didn't want to "be alone," and now that he has a new girlfriend, apparently he won't be. We were together for three and a half years. FML

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By Lonely - 05/09/2021 04:59 - United States

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML

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You deserved it 122

By Shocked - 17/07/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML

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So special

By Anonymous - 18/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML

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You deserved it 136

By reserved - 22/10/2012 09:01 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML

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You deserved it 1 969

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2021 22:01

Today, my boyfriend and I went to his best friend’s birthday party. He got her red roses, a necklace and $100 Victoria’s Secret Gift Card. This year he forgot my birthday, gave me a hug and told me to leave his apartment because he had homework to do. We’ve been together for two years. FML

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You deserved it 238

By nofriends - 09/02/2016 05:17 - United States - Boise

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML

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Top comments

remy3106 10

Sunday 22 August 2010 16:09

so YOU break up with him, who gives a **** about his birthday present

43bubba34 25

Sunday 22 August 2010 16:07

you always gotta get one last *******.

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pinkprincess7849 0

Monday 23 August 2010 6:05

fail. i sent in a fml exactly like this one a week ago.

caligurl50 0

Monday 23 August 2010 6:07

bj for his birthday?? ;)

driftability 0

Monday 23 August 2010 8:57

WTF are you two 12!.

thatguy226 0

Monday 23 August 2010 10:19

maybe he didn't actually say that? he was just super mad at you and was being a dick?

xgetxbentx 13

Monday 23 August 2010 11:03

you should break up with him for his birthday instead.

MadamGeek 0

Monday 23 August 2010 17:54

It's only a YDI if you actually give him the present, knowing this information. Then it's a YDI and you are an idiot. I think if this info is FACT, the promise is void. NEXT.

Christopher08 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 3:21

Ha Ha HavThis is what ya say. **** OFF you ain't getting shit now

LTHoratioCaine 4

Tuesday 24 August 2010 13:05

It must... Be the new Xbox and a Sig Sauer P229

frymaster1 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 22:40

Soooo give him a bag of shit for his birthday and dump his ass.

Dr_PhD 0

Friday 27 August 2010 4:00

i agree with 39. enough said.

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Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML

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Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here" from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

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Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

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Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I asked my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling him why I needed them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are not coming off anytime soon. FML

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