By arace15336 - 22/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML
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remy3106 10

so YOU break up with him, who gives a **** about his birthday present

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43bubba34 25

you always gotta get one last *******.

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chopsuey_45 0

I did that to a girl once.

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ThereIsNoFork 0

And that's why you are chopsuey and not chopsusie.

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beatlesXtra 3

Haha. same withe actually except only with a bf for that

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iceicebaby24 0

1. the only thing any smart guy would stay in a relationship for any amount of time; SEX. 2. Idunno.

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TommySixx81 0

Give him a sh*t in a box!

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TashaLenaKitty 0

I wouldn't be with him anymore,he sounds horrible...leave him!

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SupermanXL 3

this seems almost too simple. dump him and there would be no gift to get. and if you already did but waited to give it to him, return it if you can or sell it. no use staying with him to give him the gift if you know his intentions.

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Superlicious7777 0

Guys are assholes :/

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chelsey76 6

so get him a super lame gift, return what you got for him (if you've already purchased it), and treat yourself to your own present! :)

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FMLsOhilarious 6

dump his ass..no no, take the present back to the store in front of him and then dump him.

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lawlatyourfml 0

you're an idiot. there is no returning a bj. and i guarantee thats the present

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