By MotherMary - 12/10/2014 13:21 - United States - Park Hills

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years, who can't get it up for me and has been blaming blood pressure issues, apparently has no problem getting it up while watching the neighbor undress from our window. FML
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Emmiii_fml 18

You should really confront him about that :/ sorry about that. Hope you'll get everything sorted out! You deserve better :)

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amarie2009 22

Time to kick him and his lifeless willy to the curb!!

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NodakN8V 25

Call his ass out in front of said neighbor and watch him back peddle

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someguyhere 12

I doubt it but he could still be telling the truth. The thrill of watching someone undress that you shouldn't and having the chance of being catch is more exciting. Take your boyfriend to a parking lot and have sex in a car, in an ally, at work and test to see if its the thrill or not.

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Haze360x 0

I think the part where all wondering is, is the neighbor a guy or girl

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mishwarner 14

He's not interested in you & he is clearly a coward for not addressing his issues. Leave him. Undoubtably you deserve better. Don't be afraid to be alone.

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ulisesvm 3

.... And the neighbor is a guy :0 plot twist lol

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Demonyx 6

Part of it might be performance anxiety which gets worse if it happens more than once and wouldn't be a problem at all if he doesn't need to be erect so it seems perfectly reasonable that that might happen

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