Intimacy: Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years, who can't...

By MotherMary - 12/10/2014 13:21 - United States - Park Hills

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years, who can't get it up for me and has been blaming blood pressure issues, apparently has no problem getting it up while watching the neighbor undress from our window. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 13:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 19:01 - Netherlands - Herkenbosch

Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML

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Fetishes come in all sizes

By unboned - 11/05/2016 17:30 - United States - Katy

Today, my boyfriend got a raging boner while looking around at a gun store. He hasn't had any sexual interest in me in months. FML

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Not fair

By Anonymous - 03/11/2021 17:00

Today, my boyfriend is quite capable of getting an erection. He gets one when we watch porn, when I talk dirty to him and do handjobs or blowjobs, but the moment I get naked for the main event, he goes as soft as a boiled noodle. I haven’t been properly shagged in 6 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML

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Libido

By Jena - 05/08/2022 01:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML

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Quickie

By cantgetitupcantgetiton - 14/01/2010 01:02 - United States

Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML

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By Ananimus - 26/08/2015 12:31 - United States - Peekskill

Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML

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By BustedEgo - 23/03/2014 05:31 - United States - Norway

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 06:19 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when my upstairs neighbor decided to take the longest piss known to man. He moaned the entire time. FML

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Sunday 12 October 2014 20:43

I'd say dump him, sounds like an asshole.

Emmiii_fml 18

Sunday 12 October 2014 20:43

You should really confront him about that :/ sorry about that. Hope you'll get everything sorted out! You deserve better :)

Comments

DarthVader77 9

Sunday 12 October 2014 22:25

Guys are visual. Take it any way you want.

pangalactic 2

Sunday 12 October 2014 22:27

Be thankful he's cured now.

hegchog12 18

Sunday 12 October 2014 22:38

I will say it plainly. He doesn't find you attractive.

iireenee 23

Sunday 12 October 2014 22:41

That sucks! You should dump him... No relationship can be build on such lies.

tjallis 2

Monday 13 October 2014 0:10

Maybe you should lose some weight

blackonblight 32

Monday 13 October 2014 0:15

Couple options, he may be into voyeurism, or have performance anxiety, or have body image issues. Sounds like you need to have a talk and suggest his lack of erection is a psychological rather than physiological issue. Or, yanno, he's not into you and relationship may be heading for the end.