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By Aleial - 19/11/2011 08:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2020 05:02

Today, I found out my fiancé has been sleeping with his therapist behind my back. If that wasn't bad enough on its own, I'd talked him into starting therapy six months ago to help with his mental health troubles, and have been mostly paying for it. FML

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By Alexandra - 05/03/2013 20:17 - United States - Gaithersburg

Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML

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By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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What a coinkydink

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

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By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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By sideGirl - 26/09/2020 10:01 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I found out my boyfriend has another girlfriend when she walked into his bedroom while we were having sex. I didn't drive there, so I'm now sitting in his car while they fight. It's been two hours since she got home. FML

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What a wanker

By Anonymous - 01/06/2019 20:01

Today, my boyfriend let it slip that he thinks of my best friend when he masturbates because he like to have the "freedom and variety." FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 06:30 - United States

Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2017 16:00

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 4 years thinks my chemotherapy sessions are the perfect opportunity to sleep with other girls. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 00:01

Today, after my boyfriend told me I didn’t have to worry about the ex who kept commenting on his pictures, I saw him sexting her when I leaned forward to tell him something from the back of our friend's car. FML

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Saturday 19 November 2011 16:17

You need a new friend. And boyfriend. Sorry op.

omfg_creepers 8

Saturday 19 November 2011 16:28

Dig your keys into the side if his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

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skyeofblood 1

Monday 21 November 2011 3:10

Boooo!! Guyz are all the same

leh9 2

Monday 21 November 2011 3:42

Dump his ass. Sorry

LolLoree 0

Monday 21 November 2011 4:37

If I were you, I'd beat the crap outta her, then don't just dump him, that would send him right into her arms, make his life a living hell.

MissOEStar 0

Monday 21 November 2011 8:13

Run both of them over in his truck............ Naw just playing just beat em with a bat or blunt object and that should do the job!

picturescrazy 24

Monday 21 November 2011 16:04

Holy ****, double betrayal ): I'm sorry. Shit like this makes me question if there's not too many good people left in the world.

shinklelogan11 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 0:26

Maybe your bean field just wasn't cutting it, so he got a new, fertilized one.

Holyfukers 2

Tuesday 22 November 2011 6:32

Well that most be awkward

screamo_neve 12

Tuesday 22 November 2011 20:29

*must

fictionismylife 5

Wednesday 23 November 2011 6:20

Wow, I am sorry. FYL

Zookslacker905 3

Wednesday 23 November 2011 16:07

Hahahah

liveitup222 1

Friday 25 November 2011 3:15

what the actual f***. I am so sorry. I would kick both their asses...

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Today, after surgery on Monday, I can’t do much because of where my scars are until they heal. My husband won’t clean the house at all, dishes are all over my kitchen bar, laundry is all piled up by the washing machine. When I asked for help, he said it’s not his job. FML

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML

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Today, I checked the facebook event page that I had set up for my 21st birthday at an awesome restaurant/bar which I had set up a week ago. Out of 39 invitees, the only person who said yes is my boyfriend. FML

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Today, I decided to make pancakes from scratch. I poured the batter in my Perfect Pancake pan. Then I told my brother who was watching, "This is so easy. Just watch." I burned 15 pancakes, including the one I dropped on the burner, which lit on fire, causing the alarm to go off. FML

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