Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they...

By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 20:21 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML

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You deserved it 17 490

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 17:47 - United States - Richland

Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 117

You deserved it 2 236

Kids, it doesn't get any better

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 864

You deserved it 130

Chair club

By Eleanor - 06/05/2019 08:00 - United States - North Grafton

Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 677

You deserved it 149

"Friends"

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 814

You deserved it 3 151

By hihaay - 30/09/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 140

You deserved it 2 967

By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 945

You deserved it 224

By Arniii - 01/02/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 445

You deserved it 5 014

Leave me out of this feud

By Anonymous - 17/05/2024 10:00 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, two girls who are in my class tried to talk to me about each other, not knowing the other had already spoken to me. They are best friends, but also hate each other, and seem to have taken me as the one to shit talk to about each other constantly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 402

You deserved it 86

By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 18:15

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 139

You deserved it 2 643

By 99jellybean - 26/01/2016 03:02 - United States - Rochester

Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 257

You deserved it 1 433

sayhey22 19

Friday 12 April 2013 3:17

Musical chairs... Haters style

azk3000 9

Friday 12 April 2013 3:18

At that point its probably at least partially your fault...

Comments

amanda_jayyyy 3

Sunday 14 April 2013 8:01

Don't let them drag you down! You are a beautiful person inside and out and they are just too blind to see it! You and worth it. You are worth something.

Thatsjank 5

Sunday 14 April 2013 12:57

Take a middle seat

Thatsjank 5

Monday 15 April 2013 2:05

The saddest ive seen all week

Dramaqueen179 7

Tuesday 16 April 2013 0:58

That horrible ! Keep your chin up (:

Nyo84 8

Tuesday 16 April 2013 21:39

Well, I suppose you can look on the bright side: There are people literally fighting over you. You're living the dream of attention-seeking trollops without even trying or being one of them! Now if you can figure out how to weaponize this, I think you've got your school life made.

drew12089 2

Wednesday 17 April 2013 3:10

What did you do to piss these ppl off?

bethybooditom 9

Friday 19 April 2013 0:35

Today I found out the same thing. I found out by this b*tch talking to this stupid boy about its your turn to sit next to it. So I feel your pain on this.