Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they...

By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 20:21 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 17:47 - United States - Richland

Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML

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Kids, it doesn't get any better

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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Chair club

By Eleanor - 06/05/2019 08:00 - United States - North Grafton

Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML

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"Friends"

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML

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By hihaay - 30/09/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

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By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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By Arniii - 01/02/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

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Leave me out of this feud

By Anonymous - 17/05/2024 10:00 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, two girls who are in my class tried to talk to me about each other, not knowing the other had already spoken to me. They are best friends, but also hate each other, and seem to have taken me as the one to shit talk to about each other constantly. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 18:15

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

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By 99jellybean - 26/01/2016 03:02 - United States - Rochester

Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML

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sayhey22 19

Friday 12 April 2013 3:17

Musical chairs... Haters style

azk3000 9

Friday 12 April 2013 3:18

At that point its probably at least partially your fault...

Comments

miniski5 11

Friday 12 April 2013 4:37

Thats sounds exactly like me :'(

mld4657 28

Friday 12 April 2013 4:40

Welp maybe you should shower more hehe

Grand_Cookie 21

Friday 12 April 2013 4:44

I highly doubt they randomly hate you. If errrrrbody does, you did/didn't do something.

SneezyC 15

Friday 12 April 2013 4:45

Maybe they just think you are actually a really awesome person OP and they all want to sit next to you, so they rotate.... Maybe that one person was just to stunned by your beauty that he decided he actually needed to pay attention in class that day, so when someone else tried to sit down some one else got jealous. ----- Or not.

GetPuckedUp 3

Friday 12 April 2013 6:13

wow what a bunch of douchebags. sorry OP =(

MrConcise 34

Friday 12 April 2013 6:25

Why even bother with bidding? Rent out your services to people. It'd be like a school hit man, except instead of killing someone, you just really REALLY bother them.

truepanda 2

Friday 12 April 2013 6:47

there MUST BE A REASON WHY they dont want to sit with u. do u shower regular basis? do u make rude comments out loud to people? I'm sorry but I'm not going to follow rest of the ppl in the comment section and support u on this. u gotta be more aware of wat u do. dont be ignorant.

lylotrezor 20

Friday 12 April 2013 8:14

Yes, 78, don't be ignorant. For example, don't blame someone when you have no information. OP could be at fault just as well as they could be a victim.

slushyslime 7

Friday 12 April 2013 6:49

I'm sorry op . This is a horrible thing for them to do.

paulbrec 11

Friday 12 April 2013 6:54

Don't feel bad about it. Your classmates are idiots.

Kovu_fml 16

Friday 12 April 2013 7:49

Back when I was in high school there were a lot of kids who hated me for pretty much no reason. My parents didn't buy me designer clothes like theirs did so I was the 'weirdo'. I didn't want the designer shit even if my parents offered. There was one day when I dropped my pencil and when I leaned over to pick it up, my elbow barely touched the boy behind me's knee. He made this big scene like I had just poured deadly poison on his leg. He even stood up and was 'wiping it off'. I never once said or did anything mean to these people. I was just different. I definitely know how you feel OP. Oh and I was weird because I loved horses and would go riding every day. TOTALLY ABNORMAL RIGHT?!?