By HoratioNo - 14/08/2013 06:41 - United States - Stockton

Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML
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swordidfate 13

At least it's slash fiction and not erotic

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MagicStallion 9

Maybe that's just the stuff YOU read, Alan. :P

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ManInTheMachine 19

How did you find out it was characters from ALL of the CSI TV shows? Did a little "research" I see?

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joawmeens 7

No, his dad didn't know any of the names either... "The black guy from CSI New York looked deep into the eyes of the other Hispanic chick from CSI Miami (not the one I referenced before, the other one). Anyway, they totally ended up doing it on David Caruso's desk."

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MrBoredomioo 18

Or maybe the op is a fan of the show and knew the names

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MidnaLink 33

And? He's probably writing scary crimes for them to solve.

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OnlyTheDarkest 17

Before or after they get out of the bedroom..? Seeing as that's what slashfiction is all about.

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kasmol 16

Slasher fiction is a very fast growing genre. Even Stephen King has dabbled in it and speaks highly of some of the authors. Unless Pops starts disappearing at night with all the steak knives and coming home with squishy sounding trash bags, I don't think you have anything to worry about.

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hooligyn123 18

Read the thread on #1's comment. slash fiction and slasher fiction are vastly different.

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RedPillSucks 31

The problem is we're not sure which OP is referring to. OP may be just as confused about it as the FML community

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Sunshine41 9

Get him into creative writing classes so it's at least good slash fiction :)

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Neesalun 20

Oh wow! Well, even if it's not your cup of tea, it's someone else's. I read fan fiction. Not into slash but I'm always impressed when someone really has a grasp on the show and makes you feel like what they've written is part of the world that the show comes from.

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twinkiefeets 17

We all need hobbies. Be grateful it's not **** or murder.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Uhhh I seriously hope you don't count murder as a hobby... Do you? O-o

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Xotoolyxo 16

It could be worse OP, this might just be his hobby

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jw90 18

I would like to read these stories.

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Lawlipop07 13

It seems that half the people who are commenting don't realize what slash is...

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Ki11erC 18

Or they don't care, plenty of films on the same genre, not exactly uncommon.

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thegreycat_fml 12

The issue is that OP used "Slash" in the context of fanfiction, meaning it more likely involve wining and dining or gratuitous sex than would be involved in a slash film...

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LithFlavored 10

At least he found something worthwhile to do in his spare time. There are worse hobbies out there

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