By poopybed - 01/04/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my dog is so lazy, she doesn't even get out of my bed in the morning to poop. FML
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Happygofucky 0

I wouldn't get out of bed to poop if I knew someone else would clean it up. Why bother!?

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mrsmcscruggs 5

YDI.... your dog is sick. if anyone's lazy it's you for not taking the poor thing to the vet.

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iDrejer 0

Sounds like you got up to a shitty morning, but don't blame the dog it might be sick so unless you take it to the vet, then shitty mornings is something you will experience quite often Dx

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denvan 0

it's diaper te for yoour dog and you

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CrazyManNo9 29

Please take your dog to the Vet. When my dog started going in inappropriate places or times, she had cancer. Have her checked. Thanks...

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NarwhalLove 0

that's what my cousins dog did right before she died and my dog didnt poop everywhere but she couldn't walk

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Divinaty 0

Seriously the same thing happened to me this morning ...FML

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AWESOME3SOME 0

Ever thought about trolling.. nom nom nom cha cha cha..

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claritytellsall 0

That's not lazy, that's a sign of health problems. Arthritis, hip displaysia, internal problems. OP, please get your dog checked out.

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bankrupt 15

The dog is lazy. It has no health issues. If it did it would not have been capable of holding the turd in overnight. The OP would not have posted if he/she thought the dog had a health issue or if this is a senior dog. This is an FML because the dog has no issues other than being a lazy slob. My brother-in-law is a vet and this is his professional opinion.

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