Yeah op, i'd have to say ydi. My dog sleeps in my bed too, but she's well trained and walks over to the door when she needs to go. If your dog is as awful as you say, crate it or put it outside. And if this has never happened before, take it to the vet. Something is probably wrong.

don't worry, mine does the same thing sometimes!(:

you must be pretty miserable though

OP's name FTW haha!

maybe you should make the dog get up when you get up and put it outside. you're supposed to be the one doing the training.

Hahaha reminds me about Garfield.

just tell it tsst like ceasar does on the dog whisperer lol

wow make him poop even more so that he has to get out of bed

well I hope you're not expecting that the dog should have automatically known to get up and do it herself everyday. You're supposed to train them to do that, and discipline them letting them know where its right and wrong. I'm pretty sure if you did that, that wouldn't have been a problem.

There's a good chance your dog has a physical problem. That is not normal dog behavior. It's a sick dog