Animals: Today, I found out that my dog is so lazy, she doesn't even get...

By poopybed - 01/04/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my dog is so lazy, she doesn't even get out of my bed in the morning to poop. FML

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By WellThatSucks - 23/05/2016 09:15 - United States

Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML

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By Anonymous Taco Man - 03/08/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2023 16:00 - United States - New York

Today, after I spent the evening at a girl's house that I'm seeing, I woke in the morning and put my pants on to leave, only to have her dog's poop roll out of the leg of my pants. This wouldn't be so bad if last week the same dog hadn't left the same treat right where I step when getting out of bed. FML

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By Username - 13/02/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

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By new dog - 14/09/2014 03:38 - United States - Gaithersburg

Today, I found out that my dog is a pro at pooping directly into shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 11:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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By jrad - 08/09/2010 19:23 - United States

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

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By Really - 14/05/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML

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Wake up call

By Anonymous - 31/05/2021 00:01

Today, I let my 4-month old puppy sleep with me. She’s been constipated for a while. I woke up to a foul odor in the middle of the night. Turns out she took a massive dump on the bed right by my head. I had to completely strip my bed to go back to sleep. FML

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Saturday 2 April 2011 1:20

I wouldn't get out of bed to poop if I knew someone else would clean it up. Why bother!?

mrsmcscruggs 5

Saturday 2 April 2011 1:34

YDI.... your dog is sick. if anyone's lazy it's you for not taking the poor thing to the vet.

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eduardosuritalov 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 5:58

crappy situation to be in ;D

soccer7777 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 6:23

yeah I know my dog wouldnt eat because he was sick. could be same situation.

lcilci 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 6:50

My dog has puked in my bed in several occasions. ):

murderface112 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 6:55

damn me and your dog have the same problem lmao

number1beaner 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 7:00

the dog just wanted to leave the owner a present

Ratracer 6

Saturday 2 April 2011 7:01

Dogs won't shit in their beds unless sick or having had to hold it too long (as is the case if you leave a dog in his kennel/crate for too long). YDI

hcovballer247 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 7:04

Hahaha.. I'm lazy as shit and even I don't do that

DelPiero10 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 8:09

another reason why animals are gross

lilvicky 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 8:17

I agree wid #4

lilvicky 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 8:20

why would you want to wipe the dogs ass? WTF! I rather pick up his shit!

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