Animals: Today, I found out that my ferret, which my parents had told...

By Person in Alaska with a Ferret - 04/03/2011 20:42 - United States

Today, I found out that my ferret, which my parents had told me ran away a few years ago, was actually given to my cousin while I was at a friend's house. My parents didn't want to deal with him anymore and gave him away for free. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

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By kittynapper - 17/07/2014 23:32 - United States - Denver

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

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By SophieGray - 20/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML

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By The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML

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By jackskellington - 11/02/2015 04:34 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad; he's been dead for 5 years. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:42 - Ireland

Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

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By mista hunna - 08/09/2016 05:31 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML

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By ashleyrae - 29/06/2011 14:55 - United States

Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML

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By lovingsnow - 27/02/2010 07:37 - Singapore

Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML

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Friday 4 March 2011 23:16

You're probably next.....

skyeyez9 24

Friday 4 March 2011 23:29

Should be Person in Alaska With No Ferret.

Comments

thecovert 7

Saturday 5 March 2011 4:01

Suck it up and move on.

Daederoth 10

Saturday 5 March 2011 4:20

At least they didn't just kill it and told you it ran away. Happens more than you'd think.

dangerous_D 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 5:43

Ydi for owning a ferret. Get a dog.

happyFace12 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 6:14

aww I feel sorry for you, OP. I used to have ferrets and they are so sweet. but, they are quite the handful. yet thats no reason for your parents to give it away. I'm srry :( fyl

Shinygirlnz 1

Saturday 5 March 2011 7:48

Look after your own damn ferret.

kameryn25 3

Saturday 5 March 2011 8:03

^^ yes definently a title win. And ferrets are disgusting they projectile their poop.

nmitche95 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 8:36

#69 really I didn't no that that's awesome I kinda want a ferret now and that name IS pretty beast, person in Alaska with a ferret...win

xgetxbentx 13

Saturday 5 March 2011 9:09

well if they were the ones taking care of YOUR ferret then they had every right to give it away. take care of your pets like your supposed to and things like that won't happen.