Friends, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing"... - FML

By fakelaugher - 20/12/2010 03:41 - United States

Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML

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By Nick - 10/05/2011 07:37 - Philippines

Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By Notwanted - 20/04/2021 17:00

Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML

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By laughing-stock - 02/09/2013 21:40 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was telling my brother about how my new colleagues and I don't share a sense of humour. He replied, "What, you mean they don't pretend to laugh at your jokes like everybody else?" FML

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You can't handle the truth!

By WhoNeedsFriends - 28/08/2021 10:01 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my friends held a roast for my birthday, as per my request. They went pretty hard and I got a little uncomfortable. Afterwards, I told them that their jokes were a little too far, and they said all of their roasts were 100% genuine, and they just needed an excuse to tell me their problems with me. FML

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By chocolaterabbit - 02/11/2009 12:41 - Australia

Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML

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By slondons - 18/01/2011 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML

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Friends like these

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 05:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I found out that my closest friend of many years had been putting on a charade of being my friend, and has decided that they can't be bothered with the effort of me existing any more. FML

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Drama Llama

By Anonymous - 16/01/2022 18:01 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML

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Pranked out

By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 14:30

Today, I pranked my friend and started a fake fight. However, she opened up and admitted to doing a bunch of stuff. We've now stopped being friends. FML

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skittlebabe 0

Monday 20 December 2010 9:11

well at least they care?

Doortje 29

Monday 20 December 2010 9:12

HAHAHA. Yep, that was a fake one.

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grandpaearthling 2

Monday 20 December 2010 9:15

that's because they are your friends. we on the other hand are here enjoying ourselves at your expense. haahaa. thanks for picking up the tab. and can I get some cheesecake to go please

SceneRaver 0

Monday 20 December 2010 9:17

haha well just know that your not funny, stop making jokes, and move on..:

alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Monday 20 December 2010 9:17

Hahahahhahaahahahahaa................................. that's soooooooooo funny ;)

mr_bassist 0

Monday 20 December 2010 9:21

its either your jokes really suck or theyre just really cool friends who dont wanna hurt your feelings bahaha

noobisdumb 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 5:27

yea I know. my friends are douchebags and tell me straight up when my jokes suck. makes me wonder if the people who do say I'm funny are lying.

schwancy 2

Monday 20 December 2010 9:21

People should never laugh at nonfunny people just to be nice. It only causes more bad jokes.

melibear89 7

Monday 20 December 2010 9:22

so your friends fake laugh. who really cares just don't tell jokes

MoldinRooster 0

Monday 20 December 2010 9:25

Stupid.

grandpaearthling 2

Monday 20 December 2010 9:25

guess someone isn't making the finals of last comic standing. try prat falls. they are hilarious and all you have to say is "f*ck that hurt" or "please. someone call an ambulance"

LuxAeterna_fml 0

Monday 20 December 2010 9:28

Try telling good jokes?

dandawg69 0

Monday 20 December 2010 9:28

actually tell good jokes or don't say anything at all

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Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML

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Today, I arrived at a camp and met one of my roommates. At bedtime, I had energy still, so I did push-ups. The guy was asleep or so I thought because he was facing the wall. The guy thought I was jacking off and told everyone I did it in the middle of our room. FML

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Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML

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Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

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Today, I caught my husband slapping my sister’s butt. When I confronted them, he defended himself saying he was just testing the “quality of the material of her new leggings.” Apparently, they’re “looking great.” He still doesn’t see what he did wrong. FML

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Today, I discovered a purple BMX bike abandoned in my front yard. I wondered why it was there, until I looked over to discover that my own bike had been stolen. I guess they liked mine better. FML

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Today, I slipped out my bedroom window at night in an attempt to rebel against my parents. Then I realized that I have no friends and nowhere to go, so I tried to climb back in. I fell, broke my ankle, and laid in the dirt until my parents found me in the morning. FML

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Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML

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