Friends, Birthday and Awkward: You can't handle the truth!

You can't handle the truth!

By WhoNeedsFriends - 28/08/2021 10:01 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my friends held a roast for my birthday, as per my request. They went pretty hard and I got a little uncomfortable. Afterwards, I told them that their jokes were a little too far, and they said all of their roasts were 100% genuine, and they just needed an excuse to tell me their problems with me. FML

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You deserved it 1 621

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML

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By fakelaugher - 20/12/2010 03:41 - United States

Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML

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Upset

By APersonSomewhere - 31/03/2019 18:00

Today, it’s my 21st birthday. The people I invited over spent most of the time talking about their LARP group, which I am not a part of, and so could not participate, talked over what I wanted to watch, and then it ended with an intervention by them for me because they were upset that I was upset. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 15:33 - United States

Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 16:43 - United States - Erie

Today, I had a family get-together for my birthday. I got to watch all my family members get piss-drunk and argue over who's having the worst time. FML

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It isn't

By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 16:02

Today, it's my birthday, none of my friends wished me a thing. I spent the whole day crying and then decided to call few of them and sobbingly demanded an explanation. Most of them didn't pick up, the rest called me a drama queen, saying that my birthday isn't as important as I think. FML

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You deserved it 1 777

By Nothingonyou - 08/09/2010 07:35 - France

Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML

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You deserved it 3 333

By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 16:41 - United States - Augusta

Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By Blade83 - 09/08/2024 12:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. The problem? My birthday is tomorrow. I spent the entire evening pretending I was surprised and happy, all while knowing they got the date wrong. FML

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sk8terchick181 2

Saturday 28 August 2021 19:27

You asked for you don't get to complain afterward you didn't like it.

Chazzster 28

Saturday 28 August 2021 19:18

Why the hell would anyone ask to be insulted, even in jest? That’s the part I don’t understand. Life is not a TV show with scripted or edited outcomes. People tend to pile on and a roast can become unbearable. Finally , don’t ask for the “truth” if you are not prepared to hear it.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 28 August 2021 16:19

Is this a roast beef?

mike3775 35

Saturday 28 August 2021 16:27

That’s why whenever anyone I know asks me a question I know they may not like my answer to, I ask “do you want the honest truth, or what you want to hear answer?” This way they get the answer they really want.

Chazzster 28

Saturday 28 August 2021 19:18

sk8terchick181 2

Saturday 28 August 2021 19:27

You asked for you don't get to complain afterward you didn't like it.

YTfangirl 24

Saturday 28 August 2021 21:38

What else did you expect when you asked to be roasted? But hey now when you know their problems maybe this could be an opportunity for you to talk it out? Happy birthday!

YTfangirl 24

Saturday 28 August 2021 21:39

What else did you expect when you asked to be roasted? But hey now when you know their problems maybe this could be an opportunity for you to talk it out? Happy birthday!