By LeaveTheGuyAlone - 29/07/2013 00:18 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I found out that my girlfriend hasn't really been "researching" for work on the Internet; she's actually been tweeting the same pathetic plea to a guy from One Direction asking him to "follow" her. She's 29. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 475
You deserved it 5 103

Same thing different taste

Top comments

mpj13 8

I think your relationship is going in the wrong direction.

Sucks OP. it's probably just a phase, she'll get over it. (I Hope) make sure she eventually tries to get a job

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dreamweeper370 10

That's pretty pathetic so no wonder she lied about it. But hey to each their own I guess.

She needs a job for the both of you, just try to make her get of one direction

It's just a phase. I'm sure shell get over it. :) If not then you need to sit her down and set her a better direction.

"Set her a better direction" What does that mean? Oh, send her in a better direction. Nevermind, I can't comprehend the English language.

Your girlfriend is harassing some geek fresh out of high school to follow her. Its too bad Intervention was cancelled.

TylerAnderson98 10

Maybe she should follow the yellow brick road to the door.

quanito1013 6

You should show her the right direction !

Try to follow him too? Maybe your chances are better ;)

This is the perfect time to tell her what makes her beautiful.

Two words describe this situation: lost cause.