By fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
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Jari 0

Worst excuse on her part ever. You don't choose to be a lesbian. Either: - She never was straight - She's bi and wanted your sister more than you - She's a lying bitch, and she somehow thinks this is a way to cover up... something - She's a lying bitch who thinks being gay is automatically cool

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fxdxhk90 0

Your sister is breaking the Bro Code.

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fenrisulfr 0

She "wants to"? Would be funny if it weren't for the whole "breaking up and dating the ex's sister" stuff

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irrelevantxx 0

Oooooooooh.......

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StfuHomophoes 0

wow thats really lame. yea in this case its a choice. shes one of those stupid bicurious shizznits. i hate bicurious people. i think its stupid. either your straight or your not. theres no "curious" in that whatsoever. now me, im a lesbian so dont be thinkin that im all against gays

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theintrollama 0

Not everybody is lucky enough to know from an early age that we're different. A lot of us do wind up going through a phase where we have to question who we are. That said, it does seem to be a fad for kids to go through a "bi-curious" phase just to be cool, or to explain away otherwise normal experimentation, so you're kinda right. But be nice to those who didn't figure it out as fast as you did.

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xClarkGable 0

Who the hell would choose to be a lesbian? She's crazy. I hate these posts, because so many people think you're born gay. :D

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kirbyfan23 0

It's not your fault, she probably was always lesbian but wanted to try having a straight relationship. FYL for her rebounding with your sister, though... At least you can watch hot lesbian sex >:3

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AdamGD 0

@ thejawsman: **** you!!! I am from the south and incest is just as nasty here as it is in the north!!! Try actually learning from something other than family guy asshole!!!

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VA_longboarder 0

so is it just me or is the concept of a threesome with your sister just a little sick or maybe even a lot. and to the person who said " watch them have hot lesbian sex" really thats just as bad watching your sister get it on. but dude thats does suck

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resem9 0

Ouch, sorry bro. I've been there myself and it is not easy to deal with

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