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By Oblivious - 08/05/2009 19:39 - Kuwait

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 22:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 03:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

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By DEDMan - 28/10/2018 17:30

Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML

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By auraya1985 - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 18:10

Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML

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By Miss_Blaine - 29/06/2016 20:05 - United States - Houston

Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 04:30

Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML

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smashitup 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:24

he's a keeper.

fyourl 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:25

I think I'll name my daughter Raven Riley.

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Barthez01 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 13:55

LEGEND!!!

jen_kay 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 14:38

lol. I feel bad for you now, but just imagine how your daughter is going to react when she finds out shes named after a **** star. Yeah, hes a real keeper.

Rawrrr14 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 14:49

lmao, I love how everyone is posting names of **** stars. wow, are you going to tell your daughter?

jaybrown 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 15:59

#15 I actually have the displeasure to know what you're talking about. That's nasty...

Jem0_0 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:44

Gianna? Luci? Sasha? Nautica? Lily? Brittney?

Unknown_user23 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:42

MAN THAT IS JUST SOOO GOD DAMN NASTY.... Your husbad is realy messed up! I think you should get him togo to councelling or something just because of that

primogen18 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:13

that is wrong on so many levels...

loveyababe 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:48

Crystal Chandelier? that would suck

AnneFTW 17

Saturday 9 May 2009 19:11

OMG What an ass. Why would he want to be reminded of a **** star when he says his daughter's name..? That's just sick. I want to know what the name is! You should've picked your child's name because men are idiots.

BluEG0pher 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 19:21

Jenna Jameson? Tera Patrick? Gina Lynn? Katie Morgan? Jenna Haze?. lol which one is it?!!! Your husband is a legend and will go down in Man History

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