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By Oblivious - 08/05/2009 19:39 - Kuwait

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 22:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 03:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

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By DEDMan - 28/10/2018 17:30

Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML

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By auraya1985 - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 18:10

Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML

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By Miss_Blaine - 29/06/2016 20:05 - United States - Houston

Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 04:30

Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML

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smashitup 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:24

he's a keeper.

fyourl 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:25

I think I'll name my daughter Raven Riley.

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bollywood_rocks 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:01

OP, in addition to telling the name,HOW did you find out? I'm pretty sure hubby didn't saunter into the house one day and say "oh by the way I named Gianna after my favorite **** star" OR Maybe he named the baby as a homage to the **** star: he had watched her before he had sex with you the day the baby was conceived?

paperplanes92 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:12

wtf? ew...

Carribu 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 20:26

I ******* LOL'D @ #81. It's sucks too because some **** star first names are regular names. So stuff like Jenna, Gina, Katie...etc...Just tell her that Daddy was hittin' a few that night if she ever suspects anything. That way, you can twist it around.

Karnezar 2

Saturday 9 May 2009 21:06

A stripper name would be Candy, however, thats not her birth name >_> A stripper could be named Sally for all anyone knows, so anyone could be named after a stripper. Intentionally, though, is a different matter.