Food and Miscellaneous: Chunks

Chunks

By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I learned that no matter how much you assume that the crunchy bits in a bag of crisps are in fact crisps, you will occasionally find that your assumptions are wrong. Beetles just don't have the same appeal. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 19:39 - Canada

Today, I found out that the crumbs on the couch that look like the Oreos you just ate, can actually turn out to be very crunchy, and have legs. FML

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Thanks for the heads up

By thanksbro - 20/09/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML

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By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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By ReluctantAntEater - 21/08/2014 21:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I tasted a perfectly salted, crispy, and dead carpenter ant hidden in my bag of pistachios. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I decided to snack on some MandM's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my MandM's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the MandM off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an MandM. It was a dead beetle. FML

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Added spice

By hungry - 06/04/2009 03:19 - United States

Today, I was hungry and decided to nibble on some Cheez-Its I had in my room. After I'd enjoyed some of them, I looked into the box to see how many I had left, where I noticed a lot of little black moving dots. Apparently I wasn't the only one enjoying the crackers. FML

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By rivercitybarf - 08/08/2009 08:48 - United States

Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that you just see in cartoons. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00

Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML

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Thanks

By badeats - 22/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in a Ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look of them. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML

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By amandanoelle - 09/10/2016 06:42 - United States - Hot Springs National Park

Today, I realized how stagnant my life has become when, while eating some leftover salad with crackers I'd left out the night before, I decided to open some new crackers and put them with the stale, and giggled to myself about the excitement of "cracker roulette." FML

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Komatose 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:32

I know wut u mean. I hate it when crisps get in my bag of beetles

Captain0bv10us 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 3:57

maybe you should go out more...

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deliverypenguin 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:24

awwww dude that sucks.

bridgette5866 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:44

Hahahahahahahaha best wording of an FMK ever.

YouCantBreakMe 9

Saturday 28 August 2010 10:19

FML, not FMK

424136 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 3:33

the k is right next to the l on a keyboard

aliciamartinez15 11

Thursday 25 October 2012 3:14

To assume makes and ass out of u and me.

strangersdk 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:28

ahahaha! finally! i moderated this one, and the snails one above. never seen one that i moderated before.

Captain0bv10us 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 3:57

maybe you should go out more...

nabee26 15

Friday 29 June 2012 19:01

What does that mean exactly??

lnm701 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:30

Aughhhh how do you not notice that?!

Tehalon 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:31

Repost?

mattmag 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:32

Haha that's awful. Look before you bite! Also ,to fellow Americans: crisps = potato chips

abasio 1

Friday 23 September 2011 2:21

Never seen an American use the word crisps before. Is it a louisiana thing?

Link5794 18

Friday 26 October 2012 3:32

Pringles cans say "potato crisps", but that's pretty much the only time I've seen it on a package in America.

Komatose 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:32

I know wut u mean. I hate it when crisps get in my bag of beetles

carbonmurderer 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:49

lol ur terrible

ageofkyle 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 17:04

haha lol

The_Bleeder 13

Thursday 17 December 2015 20:54

Please, learn to spell before you make a comment.

mcsnelly 5

Friday 8 May 2009 23:35

Now THAT is a bad day....lol P.S. I love how this one is worded haha

kellybri 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:35

That's disturbing. I hope I've never eaten a beetle in my chips! :P

Ole_Stinker 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:40

I may be the only person who cares, but I have to say that this was one of the best written FML's I have ever read. Well done.

24788 6

Friday 8 May 2009 23:44

I'm sure it wasn't that bad. I mean people eat bugs all around the world. They're healthier than the normal crisp.

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Chunks

Same thing different taste

Thanks for the heads up

Added spice

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