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By Oblivious - 08/05/2009 19:39 - Kuwait

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 22:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 03:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

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By DEDMan - 28/10/2018 17:30

Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML

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By auraya1985 - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 18:10

Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML

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By Miss_Blaine - 29/06/2016 20:05 - United States - Houston

Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 04:30

Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML

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smashitup 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:24

he's a keeper.

fyourl 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:25

I think I'll name my daughter Raven Riley.

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iDontFail_xD 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 21:15

does he moan her name in bed?

itsgen 16

Saturday 23 May 2009 5:51

ewwww thats sooo fu**** NASTY!! IF i were you i would CHANGE HER NAME IMMEDIATELY EW i hope he doesnt have nasty thoughts near her!!

mylittlecrow 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 14:47

Dad named my sister after a virgin ballerina he slept with once -.-

12r34 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 23:09

yea me too

Dr_Beastly 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:54

Who did he name her after?

krisFrAnHeehar 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 19:45

wow, it totally just had to google search myself just to make sure......

CandyLolita 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 10:39

That's screwed up, seriously. You can rename her if she wants. #27, you seem experienced, but we don't want to learn from you.

jsmetfan 0

Friday 5 June 2009 0:09

Booby Trap that's definitly it

Lisimal 7

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:23

#13 is hot. But anyways... Is your daughter's name Winnie the PooHole?

mylittlecrow 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 17:11

Winnie the PooHole XD

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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML

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Today, my supervisor asked me to help him for some modifications on an Excel sheet. I helped him for some stuff, but couldn't help him completely. He said to me, " Try to learn more about Excel, I want someone to satisfy my needs." FML

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Today, my students turned in their male figure artwork. One absolute idiot had the smart idea of drawing me and the TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at the explicitness, anger at the disrespect, and yet awe at how well-drawn it was. FML

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Today, I saw a cute guy at the coffee shop reading a book. Wanting to be friendly, I smiled as I approached and asked what he was reading. He returned the smile and said, "Minding your damn business, by Fuck Off." FML

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Today, I lifted up a watermelon, not realising it had gone bad. The thing exploded like an alien giving birth. Stinking juice and rotten inside all over the kitchen. Even behind the build-in closets. It smells like rotten fruit cheese and I can't reach behind the closets. FML

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